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    If It Ain't Leaking It's Empty Tractor Tee – Funny Farm Mechanic Shirt

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    ModelIf It Ain't Leaking It's Empty Tractor Tee – Funny Farm Mechanic Shirt
    Manual TypeUnisex T-Shirt

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    Unisex T-Shirt for the If It Ain't Leaking It's Empty Tractor Tee – Funny Farm Mechanic Shirt.

    Shop Rag Sam wisdom: if it ain't leavin' a puddle under the belly pan, the old girl ain't got enough life left in her. This bold black tee lays it out plain—"If It Ain't Leakin', It's Empty"—with a classic black-and-white vintage tractor illustration that's equal parts truth and attitude.

    For the farmer/mechanic who’s chased more drips than he’s chased supper. Heavyweight Gildan 5000 cotton that laughs at oil stains and hay dust. Wear it while you’re topping off that leaky hydraulic line or just to remind the young guys how real tractors earn their keep.

    100% cotton, durable for daily shed wear
    Crisp DTG print built to last through wash cycles
    Unisex sizing S–5XL
    Great bundle with a hydraulic service manual

    No leaks, no stories. Get the tee that tells 'em all.

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